#3995: Moral: always check the weather radar FIRST.
I was going to go outside and get some work done on the bike, then maybe do a little bit in the garage.
NO, said the Big Bad Thunderstorm! YOU WILL NOT!! I AM COMING TO RAIN ALL OVER YOU!
"But," I said, "there are all these things I have to do outside! Please, Mr. Thunderstorm, can't you go rain somewhere else?"
NO, said the Big Bad Thunderstorm in its big, booming voice. YOU ARE MY BITCH. BEND OVER.
*sigh*
NO, said the Big Bad Thunderstorm! YOU WILL NOT!! I AM COMING TO RAIN ALL OVER YOU!
"But," I said, "there are all these things I have to do outside! Please, Mr. Thunderstorm, can't you go rain somewhere else?"
NO, said the Big Bad Thunderstorm in its big, booming voice. YOU ARE MY BITCH. BEND OVER.
*sigh*