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: atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,
2013-10-05 17:08:00

atomic_fungus
atomic_fungus
2013-10-05 17:08:00

#3995: Moral: always check the weather radar FIRST.

I was going to go outside and get some work done on the bike, then maybe do a little bit in the garage.

NO, said the Big Bad Thunderstorm! YOU WILL NOT!! I AM COMING TO RAIN ALL OVER YOU!

"But," I said, "there are all these things I have to do outside! Please, Mr. Thunderstorm, can't you go rain somewhere else?"

NO, said the Big Bad Thunderstorm in its big, booming voice. YOU ARE MY BITCH. BEND OVER.

*sigh*

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#3995: Moral: always check the weather radar FIRST.

#7552: They just can't help themselves

#7551: Of course there are no cases--as long as you don't count them.

#7550: So, let's look at some UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES

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