#3995: Moral: always check the weather radar FIRST.

I was going to go outside and get some work done on the bike, then maybe do a little bit in the garage.

NO, said the Big Bad Thunderstorm! YOU WILL NOT!! I AM COMING TO RAIN ALL OVER YOU!

"But," I said, "there are all these things I have to do outside! Please, Mr. Thunderstorm, can't you go rain somewhere else?"

NO, said the Big Bad Thunderstorm in its big, booming voice. YOU ARE MY BITCH. BEND OVER.

*sigh*

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#3995: Moral: always check the weather radar FIRST.

#8389: Well, that pretty much does it, huh?

#8388: They always think they invented everything

#8387: Maybe it's not the Cholula

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