NO, said the Big Bad Thunderstorm! YOU WILL NOT!! I AM COMING TO RAIN ALL OVER YOU!
"But," I said, "there are all these things I have to do outside! Please, Mr. Thunderstorm, can't you go rain somewhere else?"
NO, said the Big Bad Thunderstorm in its big, booming voice. YOU ARE MY BITCH. BEND OVER.
*sigh*