atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,

#4050: Tell me a story!

Okay. Once upon a time, they lived happily ever after.

"That's not a story! It doesn't have a Chinese sorcerer or clam chowder in it!"


Very well. *ahem*

Once upon a time there was a clumsy Chinese sorcerer who turned himself into clam chowder. Then he realized that he had been clam chowder born in a man's body all along, and lived happily ever after. The end.

File this under "bedtime conversations with my wife."

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