Last night I did the daily crossword puzzle on my Nook, and completed it in 2 minutes 40 seconds, which is about typical for me.
Right above my initials on the scoreboard, though? "Hitler", clocking in a 2:38.
Damn you, Hitler! You suck!
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Mrs. Fungus had a doc appointment today, in Hinsdale, so we went. Afterwards we went to a Mongolian BBQ place.
I counted four bowls, but she counted five, so I compromised and said that I ate 4.5 bowls. Plus about a quarter of her dessert and 2/3 of mine, because by that point my seams were starting to show strain.
"At least," Mrs. Fungus said, "we got our money's worth."
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Tomorrow is another day!