atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,
atomic_fungus
atomic_fungus

#4520: I need a new calendar

The old one's broken.

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I had links to link and comment upon, but on further reflection I closed them both and decided not to bother. So instead you get a handful of one-liners.

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My wife made peanut butter cookies tonight.

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Today's weather is miserable.

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Today I paid more for a candy bar than I did for a USB cable.

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Gas has dropped to $2.20 per gallon in the Fungal Vale, which means it now costs less than a gallon of milk.

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Yeah, enough of that. Besides, it's almost dinnertime.
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