...such as the fact that Hillary Clinton can't cry. When she needs to simulate tears, she clenches her jaw until brain juice seeps past her eyeballs.
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"Stalin Lite" is what Hillary calls her homebrew lager.
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I woke up at 3 AM, wide awake and unable to sleep. Thanks to Chizumatic I found a manga site which is probably less likely to crap up my computer with malware, so I spent a couple hours reaquainting myself with Yandere Kanojo.
Such a stimulating life I lead.
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Dinner last night was catfish--Mrs. Fungus had the idea and bought the ingredients, knowing full well that I could execute such a meal. I coated the catfish with Zataran's FISH BAKE (actual name of product) and it ended up being the best catfish I ever tasted.
I ate too much.
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Ended up having to turn the heat back on. I'd set the thermostat at 65° for a couple of weeks, but over the past couple of days it's just been so chilly it feels like a meat locker inside the bunker unless I have the thermostat set at its winter setting.
The current outside temp is 38°, so it's not terribly surprising. The tulips shut Sunday night and stayed closed Monday; we'll see if they open again today, or what.
Well, it's April, not June. WTF.
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Haganai Next ep 8 had a moment in it that made me laugh out loud. Yozora and what's-his-face go to see a movie, only it turns out to have an explicit love scene in it, and her horrified expression was perfect.
There are only a few eps left in this one. Sob, snort.
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I have no idea what I'm still doing out of bed. I suppose I ought to remedy this tragic situation.
