atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,

#4682: I need to resurrect the old Hillary Clinton facts.

Like Chuck Norris facts, but different.

...such as the fact that Hillary Clinton can't cry. When she needs to simulate tears, she clenches her jaw until brain juice seeps past her eyeballs.


"Stalin Lite" is what Hillary calls her homebrew lager.

* * *

I woke up at 3 AM, wide awake and unable to sleep. Thanks to Chizumatic I found a manga site which is probably less likely to crap up my computer with malware, so I spent a couple hours reaquainting myself with Yandere Kanojo.

Such a stimulating life I lead.

* * *

Dinner last night was catfish--Mrs. Fungus had the idea and bought the ingredients, knowing full well that I could execute such a meal. I coated the catfish with Zataran's FISH BAKE (actual name of product) and it ended up being the best catfish I ever tasted.

I ate too much.

* * *

Ended up having to turn the heat back on. I'd set the thermostat at 65° for a couple of weeks, but over the past couple of days it's just been so chilly it feels like a meat locker inside the bunker unless I have the thermostat set at its winter setting.

The current outside temp is 38°, so it's not terribly surprising. The tulips shut Sunday night and stayed closed Monday; we'll see if they open again today, or what.

Well, it's April, not June. WTF.

* * *

Haganai Next ep 8 had a moment in it that made me laugh out loud. Yozora and what's-his-face go to see a movie, only it turns out to have an explicit love scene in it, and her horrified expression was perfect.

There are only a few eps left in this one. Sob, snort.

* * *

I have no idea what I'm still doing out of bed. I suppose I ought to remedy this tragic situation.

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