#4688: That's the way to answer the phone!
Overheard in the men's room: guy's phone rings. He says, "Yuh, I'm on the shitter. Whaddya want?"
Stay classy, bathroom guy!!
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Lisa Madigan raped me, too.
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The most surprising part of this story about a Houston police officer who ran guns for the Los Zetas drug cartel is that the cop was actually indicted and is facing life in prison if convicted. It is, at least, a step in the right direction.
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A couple of my coworkers are hispanic, and it turns out that the Giant Pork Rind is how they typically get them in Mexican supermarkets. You break it up into smaller pieces and eat it, usually with some kind of chile sauce or something.
So, I may have a new tradition for Earth Day.
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Now I get to go cut the grass.
Stay classy, bathroom guy!!
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Lisa Madigan raped me, too.
* * *
The most surprising part of this story about a Houston police officer who ran guns for the Los Zetas drug cartel is that the cop was actually indicted and is facing life in prison if convicted. It is, at least, a step in the right direction.
* * *
A couple of my coworkers are hispanic, and it turns out that the Giant Pork Rind is how they typically get them in Mexican supermarkets. You break it up into smaller pieces and eat it, usually with some kind of chile sauce or something.
So, I may have a new tradition for Earth Day.
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Now I get to go cut the grass.