atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,

#4813: /silly

In WoW, you can make your character tell a random joke by typing "/silly" in the chat bar. Each race/sex combination has its own set of jokes, usually about a half-dozen or so.

Last week Mrs. Fungus was having trouble with her sound in the game--she couldn't hear any emotes--so to test it I had Ormus standing near one of her toons, and I kept hitting /silly.

Ormus: "A guy walked up to me and said, 'I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam! I'm a teepee! I'm a wigwam!' I said, 'Relax, man! You're two tents!"


Me: "...really?"

If you play the audio clip here, it's the third one.

Later, Mrs. Fungus sent to me, via in-game chat, "I'm a camper! I'm a teepee! I'm a camper! I'm a teepee! Man, you need to relax!"

Me: ...

Anyway, she wanted me to tell the tale, so here it is.

* * *

About 7 PM last night I gave up, shut the house, and turned on the AC. The day had started with a dew point below 60, but at 7 PM it was well over 60 and heading for 70, and the humidity finally got high enough that I decided this is insane. The temperatures did not decline much as the evening progressed--certainly not enough to make up for the rising humidity.

I'm glad I did, because this morning it's already sticky outside, and apparently today will be a steam bath.

* * *

It's not even 7 AM yet. I woke up when Mrs. Fungus did, even though I don't have to be at work until 4 PM. I think we all know what that means.

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