atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,
atomic_fungus
atomic_fungus

#4950: I'm going to take a wild guess, here.

I'm going to guess that your bill went up by $50 because you added a line to your account and you're paying $30 a month for the phone besides.

The part that hurts? Not being able to add: "...you fucking ass goblin."

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Even better was the douchebag who insisted that he's owed a new phone for free. He is not getting a new phone for free. This was a case where the rep simply has to list the customer's options and stand pat, which is what I did. What a penis.

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NOAA inflates September temperatures more than ever! NOAA is essentially making up climate data from whole cloth.

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The first new nuclear reactor in decades! Woohoo!

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But the government says there is no inflation, so how can this be?

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Vintage computer ads. I don't have time to look at them right now.

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Gas hit $2.22 per gallon here in the Fungal Vale, which is the cheapest it's been in a long time.

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Today was a long, tiring day. Well, that's how it is when you work for a living.
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