atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,
atomic_fungus
atomic_fungus

#4958: Global warming is getting worse!

It's so bad, Antarctic glaciers can't melt fast enough keep up with it, and are growing.

We all need to panic right now because global warming is man-made and happening right the fuck now.

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So, we have to pass a law pointing out that breaking the law is against the law, basically because government.

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So today I had a guy insist that because he's been a customer for years I should be able to cut him a special deal.

...he's already got the cheapest plan on offer; there's no possible way to cut it any further. He said the same four things over and over and over again for five minutes before I could get a word in edgewise. WTF.

Sprint offers unlimited talk without text or data for $20 a month? Go to Sprint. For crying out loud.

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Last night Mrs. Fungus and I watched The Shining again. We now have so many running jokes surrounding that movie it's impossible for us to watch it for more than ten minutes without one of us cracking the other up.

Halloran: Are you a "Winnie" or a "Freddy"?
Wendy: I'm a Wendy!
Me: (doing my best Scatman Crothers): ...don't you worry 'bout nothin', Mr. Torrance; ah kill her myself. Ah even dump the body on my way out.
Mrs. Fungus: AHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

She laughs like that even though she's the one who thought of that one.

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Well, one more day, and then two off. I can't wait.
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