: atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,
2016-01-29 00:27:00

atomic_fungus
atomic_fungus
2016-01-29 00:27:00

#5059: Obama's really taking care of people.

Mrs. Fungus works for a company that handles drug rehab and counseling. She's a call center rep and helps people get scheduled for treatment and such. Today she got a call from a man who has Obama to thank for everything.

"What kind of insurance do you have?"

"Obamacare." (He meant "Medicaid".)

"Do you pay a premium, or do you get it through work?"

"Oh, I don't work."

"..."

"Is there another number we can contact you at?"

"(xxx)YYY-ZZZZ. That's my Obamaphone."

"..."

"So, what are you using?"

"I use heroin. Until my money runs out, then I wait for the next check."

So, in fact, this guy is using Obamaheroin.

Isn't the Great Society wonderful?

#8887: Well, that's the first day done, anyway

So I think I need to get up about 5 minutes earlier than I did today. Otherwise, I think it all worked out rather well. I now have a better idea of…
#8886: I am pretty tired

Cutting the grass yesterday just took it right out of me, and so I slept a lot. I've got stuff that needs to be done today, so I'll do it, but then…
#8885: How is there not enough salt in this stuff?

My ham-and-bean soup needs salt. Well, Mom said, "You can always add salt." It's still a neat trick when your recipe starts with an actual ham.…

Post a new comment
Error
Anonymously

Log in

default userpic

Your reply will be screened

Your IP address will be recorded

When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.

Preview comment

Help
0 comments

Post a new comment
0 comments

#5059: Obama's really taking care of people.

#8887: Well, that's the first day done, anyway

#8886: I am pretty tired

#8885: How is there not enough salt in this stuff?

Error