atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,

#5059: Obama's really taking care of people.

Mrs. Fungus works for a company that handles drug rehab and counseling. She's a call center rep and helps people get scheduled for treatment and such. Today she got a call from a man who has Obama to thank for everything.

"What kind of insurance do you have?"

"Obamacare." (He meant "Medicaid".)

"Do you pay a premium, or do you get it through work?"

"Oh, I don't work."


"Is there another number we can contact you at?"

"(xxx)YYY-ZZZZ. That's my Obamaphone."


"So, what are you using?"

"I use heroin. Until my money runs out, then I wait for the next check."

So, in fact, this guy is using Obamaheroin.

Isn't the Great Society wonderful?

  • #7604: Well, she died doing what she loved, I guess?

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  • #7603: Absolutely correct

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  • #7602: Still not gonna take it.

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