atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,
atomic_fungus
atomic_fungus

#5139: I beg to differ.

I say this every week. Monday is my Friday. You do the math.

Besides me, my wife says it, and all my coworkers on my team say it, because Monday is our Friday.

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If the government wants to save money I hereby offer not to kill anyone for $500 a month.

How can I get paid not to kill people? An extra grand--or even five hundred--per month would really help out, and I promise I wouldn't spend it on crack or meth or booze. I wouldn't even spend it on tattoos. I mean, this is discrimination against the law-abiding, pure and simple.

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Yeah! It's Monday again!!!
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