Besides me, my wife says it, and all my coworkers on my team say it, because Monday is our Friday.
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If the government wants to save money I hereby offer not to kill anyone for $500 a month.
How can I get paid not to kill people? An extra grand--or even five hundred--per month would really help out, and I promise I wouldn't spend it on crack or meth or booze. I wouldn't even spend it on tattoos. I mean, this is discrimination against the law-abiding, pure and simple.
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Yeah! It's Monday again!!!