"Felonee".
...yeah, perfect name for your daughter! Felony! Perfect!
*whimper*
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On my way to work last week, as I drove down one of my usual roads, I thought I saw wisps of fog drifting by the edge of the road. In sunlight.
"Damn," I thought. "How humid does it have to be for there to be fog like that?"
Then I drove through one of the wisps of fog and saw thousands of glittering wings, and realized it wasn't fog but a swarm of friggin' mosquitos. In my defense, I've never seen a swarm of mosquitos like that before.
Today on my way to work I saw even more, and denser, clouds of mosquitos. The swarms are mating dances, visible clouds of thousands of bugs all getting together to lay millions of eggs.
Can we PLEASE! bring back DDT now?