Somehow we got to talking about the stupid Stanley Kubrick documentary where they discussed The Shining and talked about Kubrick being the "megamind of the universe" and how there were all these secret subtexts to the movie, including an admission that he'd helped NASA fake the moon landings.
And suddenly, somehow, it got combined with the voice of Alkor the Alchemist from Diablo II:
Damn it, I wish you people would just leave me alone! I-- Oh, you're new here, aren't you? I am Stanley Kubrick, the megamind of the universe, and I dabble in movies and films. And I might fake the moon landing for you if you really need it. But don't make a habit of coming here! I don't like to be disturbed while I'm editing!Mrs. Fungus: AHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA
It got better, because once we were done shopping Edward G. Robinson got involved.
"Yeah, I'm Stanley Kubrick, see? And I faked the moon landings for NASA! Yeah! See?" The riff I did on that one just about sent her into hysterics.
We have fun even when we're just running errands.