Plus side: first snow of the year, and it stuck. I just blew down the driveway. It's probably going to melt, but we got plenty and I liked it.
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So, because I have just about everything else to get done before Mrs. Fungus gets home, SHORT SHRIFT!
Apple announces its entry into the self-driving car market. Their cars will cost 2.5x as much as other autonomous autos, and will only work with Apple-branded tires and gasoline.
American leftists lose their shit over Trump's talk with Taiwan. The bedwetters never saw a tyrant they didn't like, which is why they all loved Castro and Stalin and Arafat and Mussolini. (And Hitler, before he attacked the USSR.)
The EPA is why I detest Nixon.
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Hilarious sound at 2:26:
At first I thought it was the Wilhelm scream, but it's not. An excellent substitute, though! Use it in all your humorous films!