atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,

#5458: I take it back. The man is an unparalleled GENIUS.

Here I said that Neil deGrasse Tyson did not belong in a collage of scientific luminaries like Einstein, Newton, Galileo, and Tesla. I was wrong.

Because Tyson's genius eclipses them all. Tyson has drilled right to the core of the cause of all armed conflict ever in human history, reducing that myriad of causes into a simple statement.

I was wrong!

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YES that was sarcasm. The man's an unparalleled DOLT.

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Yes, Mr. Journalist, you go right on ahead telling people that the middle east was islamic when Jesus walked the Earth. Protip: it's better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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Speaking of "removing all doubt" someone tell Chuck Todd that the First Amendment works both ways. The President is not obligated to talk to you idiots if he doesn't want to. "Freedom of association". Look it up.

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Stop the scaremongering about depeleted uranium. Yes, it's bad for people. No, it's not worse than any other heavy metal. It barely counts as radioactive; it's not like the shells are made of strontium 90 or something. FFS.

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Gyaa ha ha ha ha ha restaurant fires twelve people for not showing up on "day without immigrants". Here's another protip: if you're going to miss work, you might want to call off, particularly if your employer has a strict "no call-no show" policy, which this place appears to have. 12 idiots didn't call off, but stayed home for a stupid reason, and so sowed the seeds of their own destruction. No sympathy here.

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This looks like it's worth reading but I don't have time right now. Sorry about that.

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I got Firefox, Chrome, Safari, and Opera. Couldn't figure out the other ones. What's with the ducks?

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