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...because I was laughing too hard to type "fatuous and risible" in the title bar.
Witches are going to cast a spell on Donald Trump! Did you hear that? They're going to cast a spell! on Trump!! CAST. A. SPELL.
Apparently this has been a thing since before the election; various pagans and heretics have attempted to curse Trump with various maladies, such that the first thing I saw when I Googed an image search with the terms "wiccans curse trump" was this stupidity.
A bunch of fat bastards who took Harry Potter too seriously are going to CAST A SPELL to curse Trump. It's the great attack of the batshit insane!
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If you don't agree with my self-definition, you're a bigot. That's what this whole "transgender" horseshit boils down to. If a fat, middle-aged, bald man decides he's a woman, and identifies as such, you're not allowed to tell him he's a lunatic because that makes you wrong and a bigot.
The people who "fucking love science" are telling us this. Even though science states rather unequivocally that sex is a biological fact.
If we can subvert the reality of not only ourselves, but demand everyone else conform to our version of reality, where exactly is the line? If you can declare your sex to be whatever you'd like, why not age? Why not height? Can reality be subverted for just biological identity or social status?It's lunacy.
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In fact, I would like to identify as a disgraced former congressman, please. Because my former congresscritter, the not-so-honorable Jesse Jackson Junior, collects one hundred and thirty eight thousand dollars a year to sit on his ass.
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The White House press corps is screaming and crying because fake news outlets are barred. The nicest thing about this is that it doesn't matter how much they kvetch, because Trump's supporters are all cheering. It's about time we saw the President treat the press like the bitch it is.
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Oh, and people allegedly engaged in felony rioting on inauguration day are unhappy that they face jail time.
"Black bloc" protest tactics, which have been used by some protesters for decades, include dressing in black or dark colored clothing while concealing one's face using scarves, masks and sunglasses. Some of the protesters brought with them hammers, crowbars, bricks, rocks, flares and firecrackers.These are the people who are facing felony convictions: the people who were there not to protest but to turn protest into riot.
And those assholes should face jail time. You don't bring a hammer or a crowbar to a "peaceful protest". You don't need to obscure or hide your identity if you intend only to protest peacefully. These are the earmarks of someone who is there to commit violence and destroy property, and we need to stop tolerating that horseshit.
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...post turned from hilarity to schadenfreude there at the end, but I can't help it. Like many people in this country I am sick and tired of rule of law being turned on its ear. I'm sick of leftists getting away with this kind of crap. I am not alone.
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Mrs. Fungus bought The Arrival on a recent foray to Target. Can't wait to watch that one again.