atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,
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atomic_fungus

#5561: Heard in the Jeep this evening

Her: Do you have Chapstick in your pocket?
Me: No, I'm just glad to see you.
Her: [laughing] I'd hope it'd be bigger than a Chapstick!
Me: I didn't say I was really glad to see you.

* * *

Later, we saw a big sign--8' high--advertising BAIT.

Her: Look, honey! Bait!
Me: That's a museum.
Her: ... No, it's not!

Heh.

* * *

Because of various errands and chores, I didn't get anything done today other than writing the blog post. What a shame.
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