So I hauled out the disdainful German guy.
You're objecting to paying $10 for ze smuffin? You must be poor! You don't deserve to have ze smuffin, but you may have a Saltine before you go paint ze living room!Mrs Fungus laughed her ass off, just about, and insisted that I blog about it.
That disdainful German guy has made a comeback in the last few weeks.