atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,

#5563: If you object to paying $10 for ze smuffin...

Mrs. Fungus is watching Shark Tank. Current pitch is from a stupid woman selling "smuffins", which apparently are s'more-flavored muffins. She sells them for $30 a box--$10 per muffin--and one of the investors on the show was scoffing at that price.

So I hauled out the disdainful German guy.
You're objecting to paying $10 for ze smuffin? You must be poor! You don't deserve to have ze smuffin, but you may have a Saltine before you go paint ze living room!
Mrs Fungus laughed her ass off, just about, and insisted that I blog about it.

That disdainful German guy has made a comeback in the last few weeks.

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