We never really bothered to learn the names of the characters. The male lead was immediately dubbed "Indiana Jammis" because his first scene ripped off the first 10 minutes of Raiders of the Lost Ark. Between that and making jokes about the Earth Cosmo (the two tiny girls that sing to Mothra) needing thimbles to pee in, and the constant flow of Japanese porn jokes, Mrs. Fungus and I basically laughed through the entire movie.
The whole point of watching those movies is to see the monsters in action, anyway.
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Turned on the AC late yesterday afternoon. It was 87° in here when I did. To my surprise it did not really cool off last night, so we kept the place closed up. What else can you do?