atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,

#6211: Don't drive on the shoulder, anus.

Epic traffic jam on my way in today, of course, because it was raining. Left early, got to work half an hour late. Total time spent in traffic jam: 52 minutes.


Nearly an hour to go 18 fuckin' miles. Yeah.

...while I was creeping along, though, some anus in the Cadillac version of the Chevy Avalanche goes sailing past on the shoulder, his hazards going. I rolled my eyes at the stunning display of douchebaggery. "Oh, look at Mr. Fucking President, there," I said.

Crawl, crawl, crawl...twenty minutes later and a bit north of the second toll plaza I drive through, there he was, pulled over by a cop. Justice.

You don't often see it, but when you do, it's satisfying.

It proceeded to rain on and off, heavily, all day. When I left work the sun was peeking through the clouds, but it's so damned humid outside that it's actually foggy. It looks really pretty, but I don't like what this level of humidity portends for weather later this evening.

Anyway, I suppose it's all the same, anyway. *sigh*

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