"Top sliced" hot dog buns are the way to serve hot dogs.
I don't really understand it all too well, but Mrs. Fungus bought Pepperige Farm top-sliced buns some time ago, and we're getting around to having hot dogs tonight, and this is the way to eat hot dogs.
No dripping condiments. The hot dog stays put in the bun. This really isn't a radical change from how hot dogs are normally served but it just seems to work better.
I mean it. Side-sliced hot dog buns are just wrong, and this way is right.
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Og helped me with the failed U-joint on the Jeep today, for which I must take some of his time in Purgatory.
The funny part is, when I pulled the axle out, it was flopping normally; both axes moved easily. But once Og got it apart, the problem was obvious; one of the bearings had rusted so badly that I could not get the rust off, and the rollers had worn a shoulder into the bearing surface.
Og fretted a bit about the joint only having a two-year warranty. The factory original part lasted some 190,000 miles before failing, and I have my doubts about driving this truck that much farther. But I had to exchange it--the one I picked up the other week was the wrong one--and I think the guy who exchanged it for me just gave me the lifetime part, because this one had a grease fitting and the 2-year part did not. And this one was $17 as opposed to the other, which was $11.
Anyway, there's a task done. Now I just need to do all the other stuff....
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While having a look at the front drive shaft, I happened to spin it and heard a trickling sound inside the transfer case. That worried me: it sounded awful thin, like water. So I grabbed my phone and looked it up; the transfer case uses ATF+4. For grins I checked the fluid level; it's pretty much up to the bottom of the top hole and it was pretty warm, which explains it sounding like water instead of oil.
We'll have to see how things sound tomorrow, I guess. Part of me wants to go through the thing and change all the fluids, at least in the differentials and the transfer case.
...yeah, just add that to the fricking list of shit I want to do to that truck:
Replace spark plugs*sigh*
Front and rear brake jobs
Front end alignment
Install rearview camera
Repair exhaust system
AND change lubricants in driveline
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Incidentally, the Jeep got 22.3 MPG on its last tankful.
Amazing what you can do if you just slow the hell down, no?
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Tax cheat. The guy who removed the toilets from his house so he wouldn't have to pay property tax ended up having to pay it back.
If you or I tried to cheat on our property taxes like that, our homes would be condemned and we'd go to jail. Welcome to the Peoples' Demokratik Republik of Illinoistan. "Some animals are more equal than others."