atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,
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#6448: Antelopastor!

So, Mrs. Fungus is watching a Netflix documentary about the Rajneeshi cult and the Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh.

You can look up the particulars if you're interested, but I recall some of the to-do about the Bhagwan from when I was a teenager; what I remember most was the SNL skit where Randy Quaid was a used-car salesman trying to unload all of the Bhagwan's Rolls Royces. (He had dozens of them.)

Anyway, in one ep of the documentary, there was old video from the 1980s of some guy talking, and it was captioned, "ANTELOPE PASTOR" in a simple yellow Arial font. It looked about like the kind of titling an average consumer could put on a video in around 1996, but in the early 1980s it was state-of-the-art broadcasting technology.

Mrs. Fungus said, "His name is 'Antelope'?"

Me: "No, he's from the town of Antelope, and he's a pastor there, I think."

Then I sang:
Oledanbolt! And Antelope Pastor
Riding forth on an adventure!
Mrs. Fungus: AAHHHH HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA! HAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Me: ...

Her: STOP IT! STOP IT! IT'S TOO FUNNY!! AAHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA I'M CRYING

Me: I'm not doing anything!

Her: But you're there!

...and so the very next day I created "Antelopastor" in WoW, and he's a human priest. There arent enough letters in the name field to do "AntelopePastor", worse luck. Best I could do (other than "Antelopastor") would be something like "Anteloppstr" or "Antelopepas". "Antelopastor" will do.

Anyway, Antelopastor is 11th level now, and he's the first toon I've started from 1st level since all the zone scaling stuff went live. It makes surviving the low levels a little easier, actually.

And now I really must get after that Jeep.
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