Shoemaker Benny wants to be a lumberjack! (Instead of a shoemaker?) And I'm assuming that also means he:
- skips and jumps
- presses wildflowers
- wears high heels, panties, and a bra
- wishes he'd been born a girlie, just like his dear mama.
Mitzi Z. Benevides and Shirley R. Dejesus want to help me enlarge my dik:
Sorry, Mitzi and Shirley. I think it's just the right size.
Foulkes Posso is advertising algae. Some people think they can sell anything.
Yes, Dr. Vanessa Kimball, I am a real man. I satisfy all the requirements: Y chromosome, penis, testicles. Check.
Florencio Ediger is discussing the the process by which clover and similar plants deposit nitrogen in the soil. I'm not really interested.
Kareem Koenig says his mom has a nickname down at the truck stop.
Gwendolyn is talking about Canadians, but doesn't complete her sentence. Still, I'm pretty sure I know what she was saying. Using my vast knowledge of Canadian culture, I have reconstructed that subject:
"The main barrier cited by Canadians to doing more for the environment was the complete lack of beer involved, eh."
I present it here, free of charge, as a public service.