January 17th, 2012

#3164: Bleah. "Wintry Mix"

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Weather's gonna suck today. I'm just as happy we don't have Bible study tonight.

I'm going to have to think of something to have for dinner, though. Maybe ravioli.

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Got to love Ann Barnhardt even though you cannot link to individual posts:
Q: Ann,
What do you think of the Marines who peed on the dead Taliban?

A: I have little sympathy for men who live their lives wiping their anuses with their bare hands after bowel movements, and who view as the pinnacle of human pleasure inserting their genitals and depositing their semen into the feces-laden rectums of boys and other men, who suddenly get squeamish about dead bodies being sprinkled with a bit of urine - which is sterile by the way. Those dead Taliban were probably the cleanest they had ever been in their adult lives after being showered with the righteous tinkles of those Marines. Ooh-rah. That is all. Carry on.
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Dire predictions at a blog with a NSFW name.

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Big winter storm headed for the NW coast, and Seattle is going to salt its streets this time.

The idiots in charge in Seattle didn't want to use road salt because of the runoff; they were worried about polluting Puget Sound.

They were worried about salt water draining into a body of salt water. Yeah.

Morons.

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Newsweak manages to graduate to third grade. "Why are Obama's critics so dumb?" The only things missing are the backwards letters.

Also in this issue:
Keeping Icky Girls Out of Your Clubhouse

Five ways to get a cookie while mom isn't watching

Worms, frogs, and snakes: what's the big deal with having them in the house?
WTF.

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New York state wants more disincentives to hiring. They want to raise the minimum wage, which always results in more unemployment.

...as if New York didn't have enough trouble already.

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DOOM!

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Well, I guess I'll go see if I can finish the Shuzune path.

#3165: HOLY F*****G SHEEP S**T

It took me ELEVEN AND A HALF HOURS TO GET THROUGH THE SHIZUNE PATH.

...not counting picking the wrong alternative when Misha showed up at Hisao's room and asked him to "comfort" her. Shit. Not counting the approximately 40,000 times I ended up on the roof with Kenji trying to get to the Shizune path.

HELL NO I didn't do all that at one sitting. That's f-ing impossible.

I don't know how long the remaining two paths are, but I'll tell you this: I'm done. No more!

...for a couple of days, that is. My eyes can't focus, my tongue tastes like a skid mark--I need some time off from this thing.

What, you thought I'd quit altogether? I've got 66% of the game unlocked already. Another big push like the last couple of days will probably do it.

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Harp seals club harp seal activist to death in his sleeping bag. I guess the adult seals didn't realize which way he voted.

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George Lucas is a whiny bitch. He makes all kinds of stupid changes to the movies that made him big, then doesn't have the balls to withstand the criticism his idiotic changes elicit from the fans of those movies.

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As for me, I'm thinking about making dinner, having a shower, and going to bed. Man, that took a lot out of me.