June 26th, 2016

#5249: It's hot outside and I'm not going out there again.

Actually I will, because I have things to do this week, but I'm going to pout the whole time.

(No, I won't. Pout, I mean. I actually like summer...in small doses.)

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Congress slug Charlie Rangel says only politicians need to be protected. "I think we deserve--I think we need to be protected...," the hypocrite weasel said.

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I LOVE THIS.

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Here's a tip: when you're closing browser tabs, don't get carried away, or else the music might stop.

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Tomorrow is my Friday. I can't wait until this time tomorrow, because I'll be approximately 15 minutes from quitting time. That'll be nice.

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Yesterday evening I was sitting here working on the blog post, and I heard this weird noise. I had no idea WTF it was.

Tonight I discovered what it was: Mrs. Fungus has this stupid "emoji" plush she got somewhere, and when you squeeze it, it makes a noise like a squirrel being raped with a mallet. (It is supposed to be an evil snicker.) Twigs was playing with it, and must--somehow--have triggered the noise. I found the object in the basement and discovered this distressing property by accident.

At least now I know.