October 18th, 2020

#7340: "Unstable penis"



Best guess from comments is, "A poetic use of 'unstable' to imply 'flaccid.'"

He paid good money to have that sign printed, too.

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My original plan for the day: got up, had some ramen, was playing WoW, was going to bake cookies and sand spackle after the end of the Mustie1 video that I was watching. Wife said, "I want to go lay down...will you come with me?"

And we fell asleep for several hours. Next thing I know it's after 7 PM, it's pitch black in the house, and she's telling me she's hungry. We settled on Pizza Hut and while we waited for it, more WoW. Now it's 9:30 and I need to go to bed in about an hour and there's no time for anything.

Extra special bit: before going to bed I took my ramen bucket to the kitchen and dumped the leftover broth in the sink, then ran the sprayer to make sure it got rinsed down the drain.

...and noticed water around the base of the faucet.

Tucked wife in bed, then took everything out of the cabinet and investigated. It turns out that the sprayer is leaking, from where it joins to the faucet, and I can't tell if it's a bad sprayer fitting or a bad faucet. Anyway, with the pressure in the hose relieved and the water not running, it wasn't leaking, so I decided just to leave it. Tomorrow I'll visit Menards after work and get a new hose and a new faucet and replace whichever needs it and return the other.

It is not a big leak, but it's not the kind of thing you leave alone, either.

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My original intention had been not to post today, just to leave it alone, but that "unstable penis" bit was too silly not to comment upon. It was a rainy, dreary day and neither Mrs. Fungus nor I had any motivation to do anything.

Ah, well.