atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,

#791: This is what Scientologists actually believe

...I'm watching an episode of South Park, the one about how Scientologists think Stan is the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard.

They spent a good minute of screen time showing a dramatization of what Scientologists believe, and had "THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE" plastered across the bottom of the screen.

It's hilarious.

Also hilarious is that fact that Stan told Tom Cruise that he didn't think Tom Cruise was that great of an actor, and so Tom Cruise is now hiding in Stan's closet...and everyone is trying to pursuade Tom Cruise to come out of the closet.

It's fricking hilarious. I need to start recording these.

...the President of the Scientologists in the SP episode is now berating Stan for trying to take the money out of the Church of Scientology. "It's a scam on a global scale!"

And both R. Kelley and John Travolta have joined Tom Cruise in the closet.


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