atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,
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atomic_fungus

#823: I got news indigestion again!

Stop the presses! This just in: Emperor Hadrian of Rome, most famous for Hadrian's Wall, was gay.

Okay, in actuality it's not even remotely news except to people who were edumacated in gummint schools. Hadrian was not only gay; he was a pedophile, too. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

...and that is it, the sum total of all the interesting news stories that came out of today's headlines. And it's more of a wisecrack than anything else.

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Notice that I haven't done any spam posts for a while? There's a reason for that: all the spam I'm getting is the same as the stuff I got previously. There is nothing new. If any of these morons want to see their spams up in lights on the ol' Fungus, they're going to have to thrill me, and I ain't being thrilled.

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I don't even know what that meant.

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I'm in a moderately good mood because it's January, hours have been cut, and I don't work tonight as I normally would. I'm actually pretty well-pleased with that, for several reasons:

1) Jeep needs rear brakes. They've been making horrid squeaking noises and have gotten "grabby". All of this could have been done in warm weather had I actually thought to, I don't know, inspect the damn things after I bought the truck. Somehow it all slipped my mind, though, and now I may be looking at having to have the drums machined as well as doing all this in the fricking cold. Argh etc.

2) Sister is coming soon. Mom and I still have to prepare the house for 3 more people and a dog.

3) Wednesday night was not an easy night. I basically had to run at full speed all night long; I am still aching. I was supposed to take Mom to the doctor Thursday morning, but because my sister's situation has become more dire, we had to run to the bank as soon as it opened to wire her money--and so I didn't get the nap I desperately needed. Driving home from the bank I nearly fell asleep at the wheel! So we got my uncle to drive her there and I gave her money for cab fare for the ride home. I felt guilty about that, but I would have felt a lot worse than guilty if I'd fallen asleep at the wheel and gotten into a wreck.

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Other than that, there is nothing really interesting for me to write about right now, so I'll post this one and watch some anime or something.
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