atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,

It really sucks!

Well, my oldest sister is visiting us for the first time in a couple years, and as usual, the first thing she does is go on a cleaning binge. I don't know what it is, if it's a stress-reliever or she just can't stand the mess, but she attacked the bathroom with a vengeance.

She noticed that our vacuum cleaner didn't work at all well. She and Mom did a little shopping, and when they came home, it was with--among other things--a $40 Dirt Devil Featherlite vacuum cleaner.

It's like night and day!

I just tried it out on an area rug in my room, and the rug hasn't been that clean since I bought it. Compared with the old vacuum cleaner, this one really sucks. The old one doesn't suck, which is why it's now got a date with a garbage truck.

As my sister observed, a vacuum cleaner is the one thing you want to suck. Well, this one does.

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