atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,

#1029: 25 ways to destroy a printer.

Forget Simon and Garfunkel. This is better.

If you are making an alleged documentary about global warming but reality doesn't cooperate, it's okay. Just borrow footage from a movie which is so far seperated from scientific fact that it almost matches your "documentary".

Boortz is good again today, so I recommend hanging around there and reading what he's saying.

John Lott discusses the solution to school shootings. I can summarize the article the way he summarized an entire book on the subject: MORE GUNS, LESS CRIME. That's about it.

This just in: It's racist to ask Barak Hussein Obama hard questions.

Sometimes Orson Scott Card makes sense. Here he deals with assertions that Barak Hussein Obama is racist and/or elitist.

The "Engineer's guide to cats":

"Tuna is cocaine for kitties."

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