atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,

#1206: Getting around to doing another meme

This is the soundtrack meme. I don't remember where I saw it, but here are the rules:

Q: "If a movie were made of your life, what would the soundtrack be?"

How to find out:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc.) or mp3 player.
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question press the next button.
6. Include part of the lyrics.

And here are my results:

Opening credits: Umisho OP theme
"you can fly hadaka ni narou yo, tropical de kimochi ii kara!"
trans: "You can fly, so let's get naked, because it's tropical and feels good."

Waking up: Da Capo OP theme
Japanese, no translation available.

Falling in Love: "You Can't Kill The Metal", Tenacious D
"You can't kill the metal. The metal will live on.
"Punk rock tried to kill the metal, but they failed, as they were smite to the ground.
"New wave tried to kill the metal, but they failed, as they were stricken down to the ground.
"Grunge tried to kill the metal. Ha ha ha! THEY FAILED! as they were thrown to the ground."

Fight scene: "Briar Patch", LARP (me*) (instrumental)

Breaking up: "Cat Scan", Tangerine Dream (instrumental)

Make up: "We Rest", Witchcraft
"With all you are,
"I can see through you
"And I've fallen far
"But I'm nearer to you."

Secret Love: "Can't Get It Out of My Head", ELO
"Midnight on the water.
"I saw the oceans daughter.
"Walking on a waves chicane,
"Staring as she called my name."

Life's Okay: Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi OP theme "Treat or Goblins", Megumi Hayashibara
"Patch, patch with something red, like a maraschino cherry, and frozen cranberry.
"Chu, chu with someone hot, like an equilitarian, and Yam-yngdourian.
"Fad, fad with something cool, like a hidden luminary, and will-o-the-wisp, too.

Heartbreak: Magical Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS OP theme "Secret Ambition"
Japanese, no translation available.

Mental Breakdown: Mokke OP theme
"Those words echo throughout the vast sky.
"Those friends that wander in time,
"Softly, softly sing."

Driving: "Southern Cross", Crosby, Stills, and Nash
"Got out of town on a boat for the southern islands
"Sailing a reach with a following sea
"I was making for the trades on the outside
"And the downhill run, to Papeete."

Flashback: "Truck Drivin' Song", Weird Al Yankovic
"Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
"And my nipple rings don't bother me too much
"But when I hit those big speed bumps, my darlin' little rhinestone pumps
"Keep slippin' off the motherlovin' clutch."

Happy Dance: Brandenberg Concerto #2, 3rd movement, Johann Sebastian Bach (instrumental)

Regretting: "Haunting the Obscure", Solitude Aeternus
"Emerald figures shining in darkness
"Forty souls are locked in stone
"A thousand eyes open to see
"The wolves of ruin devouring me
"Dying hearts of unkown voices
"leave my hope under fallen stars
"Their beating echoes only pain
"Their blood red lips call out my name."

Long night alone: "Pagan Dream", Entheogenic (instrumental)

Final Battle: Flower Magician Mary Bell OP theme
Japanese, no translation available.

Death Scene: "Be Destined", Ah! Megamisama! OVA OST 2 (instrumental)

Ending Credits: El Hazard OVA 2 OP theme (instrumental)

...this is the most fucked-up soundtrack ever.

* * *

*In 2003, I started trying to make some techno/ambient/wtf music. I did four tracks; the "artist name" was to be "LARP": Live-Action Role-Playing. The theory being that I'm not actually a musician, and was merely pretending to be one. After producing a song, I would give it a name related to one of my RPG experiences; the name for this one came from an Alternity campaign I ran. This song, being #4 of 4, was the most technically sophisticated of the bunch. Maybe I can do better with the latest version of FL Studio. And maybe not.

I even have an album cover in mind. How sad is that?

* * *

The songs which actually fit their categories fit very well, but the ones which don't are--if you'll pardon me for saying it this way--fucking wrong. Particularly the Mary Bell opening theme. Jesus.

But considering how screwed up my life is, it makes some sort of sense. That's the scary part.

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