I say this because when the computer rebooted my monitor went into power-save.
What the fuck did Microsoft's update do to make my monitor not work?
For some reason the update munged my monitor settings so that the "TV OUT" port was the main monitor.
Naturally this meant several resolution changes since the TV OUT can't do 1680x1050; and naturally the resolution changes meant taking a messy crap all over my desktop's icon arrangement.
Updates used to happen about once a month, but this is the second time in as many weeks that I've had updates. WTF.
What a crock.