atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,
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atomic_fungus

#1269: The thought for the decade.

"God created this universe so I could romp around in it." Yeah, baby!

Everyone can say it, everyone can use it, because for each of us it is true. This phrase works the same way Christians say--and mean literally--"Jesus died for your sins".

It's made of awesome.

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This article describes a Saturday Night Live skit as making fun of Sarah Palin and her family, but the description of the skit makes it sound like SNL was making fun of reporters and the "Palin Derangement Syndrome" of the media.

Oh well. Not my problem.

Speaking of SNL, I can guarantee that this sketch won't be funny. Al Franken fails at comedy.

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Wow, this is incredible. It's incredible, I mean, that anyone could take this sort of dreck seriously.

Let me get this straight: the hybrid offspring of "fallen angels" and humans--the nephilim--were practicing genetic engineering eight thousand years ago? Do I understand this?

I have to wonder if this guy has any real scientific evidence for this, or is he just reading and interpreting the Bible and the Apocrypha? 'Cause if there's actual real evidence for this, I'd like to know why our scientists have not told us about the highly advanced, technological civilization that was wiped out eight millennia ago. (I'm sure they could blame it on anthropoligical climate change, after all.)

Get real.

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Like Sha'ria? Then you'll approve of what happened to this 10-year-old girl. Pulled out of school, married to an adult, who beat her and sexually abused her.

...all perfectly above-board, if you're a whacko. Luckily for her, she was able to get a divorce; other girls in other countries which are run by psychos aren't so lucky.

No mention is made of what happened to the guy, even though age of consent in Yemen is 15. Probably nothing.

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Earth gets a 2-month reprieve! Oops, no, sorry, that's wrong. I meant to say that CERN's new particle collider is going to be off-line for two months because a faulty transformer melted down.

...sure, that's what they're saying, but we all know that the collider--even though it was undergoing low-power tests--actually made a black hole that caused the damage! We are all doomed!

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In case you missed it, I was kidding there. (I know you know. I'm just making sure it's clear.)

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I have so many things to do, and I don't want to do any of them. O Lord am I lazy.
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