atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,
atomic_fungus
atomic_fungus

#1518: A movie I won't bother to watch.

Cowboy Bebop starring Keanu Reeves.

That one fits in the "oh, fuck no" category.

Cowboy Bebop is not among my favorite series. I enjoyed it, agreed with others who said it had a crappy ending, and left it at that.

Despite that, there is no way in fricking hell I am going to subject myself to a Hollywood-ized version of it. Particularly not one starring Keanu Reeves. Hollywood specializes in ruining stories.

For instance, Jackson's adaptation of The Lord of the Rings was as faithful as it could be and it still screwed things up. (Like? For one thing, the addition of the homoerotic subtext to Frodo and Sam's dialogue throughout all three movies.) Tolkien fans nearly crashed the internet complaining about everything that was wrong with the movies, and that was a good translation. Need I even mention Starship Troopers?

So anything that Hollywood is likely to do with Cowboy Bebop is going to suck egregiously, and no to ways about that.

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Saodwici Receipt Maker

Apparently if there is excess capacitance in the D0 line of your 16550A UART, this is the kind of thing which can happen.

(Yes I know what that means, damn it.)

sample text:
How is babby formed?
how is babby formed
how girl get pragnent

They need to do way instain mother> who
kill thier babbys. becuse these babby cant frigth back?

it was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three
kids. they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest
my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots
Becomes:
How!is!bacby!fosmee? how!is!bacby!fosmee
how!gisl geu pragoeot

They!neee to!do!way!iosuaio mouhes> wio!
kiml thies bacbys/ becuse!these!bacby!caot friguh back?
iu was!oo the!news!this!msoiog!a!mouhes io as wio!hae kiml hes three kies/ they!ase!takiog!the!three!bacby!back!to!new!yosk!too!laey!to!resu
my!pasy!ase!wiuh the!fauhes wio!losu his!cirimdeo ;!i!am!trumey!sosry!fos yous lous
The sample text is from here.

That's pretty entertaining.
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