(Cue the Azumanga Daioh sequence about Santa Claus. Chiyo's Dad: "I'm Santa Claus! My sleigh goes Mach 100!" Etc. 'Cause of course Mom bought it for me for Christmas. Early, but WTF.)
I'm going to let it sit on my desk for a while and allow its temperature to equalize before I install it. This thing is going to take a long time to format; it's a good thing I'm not playing WoW right now.
But it's going to nearly double my anime fansub storage space and let me keep the 500 GB drive intact as a backup. Two birds, one stone.