atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,
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#1848: Next we'll work on eliminating pooping

Era of greed coming to an end, claims the Co-CEO of GE, who makes more money in a year than you'll earn in your life.

Greed is over! People won't be greedy any more! Things are changing!

...what a crock.

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Scientists have detected the undetectable. That's right: there's a rumor floating around the Internet that someone has managed to detect a particle of dark matter!

*sigh*

"It could help account for the 'missing mass' in the Universe that would explain why galaxies rotate at their current speeds." This allows scientsts to continue to use classical mechanics on a galactic scale, rather than General Relativity, which is hard. Even though galaxies work fine with GR without having to resort to making 90% of the universe completely undetectable*.

*=almost completely undetectable, I guess.

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We got almost two inches of snow here. Whee! It's a winter wonderland!
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