Greed is over! People won't be greedy any more! Things are changing!
...what a crock.
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Scientists have detected the undetectable. That's right: there's a rumor floating around the Internet that someone has managed to detect a particle of dark matter!
*sigh*
"It could help account for the 'missing mass' in the Universe that would explain why galaxies rotate at their current speeds." This allows scientsts to continue to use classical mechanics on a galactic scale, rather than General Relativity, which is hard. Even though galaxies work fine with GR without having to resort to making 90% of the universe completely undetectable*.
*=almost completely undetectable, I guess.
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We got almost two inches of snow here. Whee! It's a winter wonderland!