atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,
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#2197: I'm really, really, really, really, REALLY PISSED OFF TODAY

I don't know why. Just expect this post to be full of swearing and bile, because I'm fit to be tied, and not much else.

This is one of those annoying pages which continually re-fucking-loads over and over and over again and it makes me even more pissed off than I was when I started, but I had to comment on it because it's about a guy winning a victory against the nazi stormtroopers of his homeowners' association (HOA).

The guy made sure he could park his truck in his driveway before he bought a house, and afterwards then the HOA decided that no, he could not park his truck in his driveway after all.

I hate HOAs because they are full of Hitler-wannabes.

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If you can't do your goddamned job correctly because you're pregnant, FIND ANOTHER LINE OF WORK. Dumbass. If the department moved her to a desk because she can't fire a gun because she's pregnant--and I'd like to know what kind of fucked-up medical theory was behind that shit--she'd probably sue for "gender discrimination". Fuck this shit.

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I'm going to say this again because there are still incredibly stupid fuckin' people out there who don't get it: DON'T TAKE NUDE PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOURSELF. IF YOU JUST CANNOT RESIST DOING SO, DO NOT KEEP NUDE PHOTOGRAPHS OF YOURSELF ON YOUR COMPUTER.

Stupid fuckin' people!

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While we're at it, I should probably state for the record that part of the reason I'm upset is that there are no nubile women sending me nude photographs of themselves. This is a travesty.

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Arse Technica continues to spout the global warming bullshit. Sure NOAA is saying this year is the hottest on record, surpassing last year. NOAA plays with the data to "normalize" it so that it shows warming.

There hasn't been any warming for ten years and the oceans are cooling, and the CRU "ClimateGate" has demonstrated that climatologists are doing anything but science, yet assholes like Arse Technica continue to spout this shit as if it were truth brought down from on high by Mohammed himself.

Fucksticks.

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Obama is a self-hating black man. If anyone to the right of Joe Lieberman, white or black, had said something like that, the entire left wing would be screaming

RACISM!!!!

from the tops of their lungs.

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These are the same assholes who made fun of Scott Brown for saying he drove a pickup truck. Remember that? Scott Brown was excoriated for saying that, yet Gibbs said, "...you should ask Mr. Limbaugh — I don’t know what kind of car he drives, but I bet it’s not an F-150."

What kind of car do you drive, Mr. Gibbs? If that's such a valid talking point? Care to enlighten us what you drive?

I bet it's not an F-150. And if it's not, then, by the implications in your own statement, that leaves you unqualified to be critical, doesn't it?

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All I'm going to say here is that this is incredibly stupid. Just the way all similar things are, this is fuckin' stupid. A video game to teach hispanic girls how to say "no" to sex?

I thought that "abstinence only" education didn't work? I mean, that's what you assholes always tell us when we want to teach children to say "no" to sex.

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This must have made family gatherings a bit awkward. It always comes down to money, you know? The guy was dead but receiving pension payments, so the family had no desire to tell anyone he was dead for thirty freakin' years.

Jesus.

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I'm linking PDB's latest post here because of the awesome quote:

"...if you didn’t study Austrian School econ, you might has well have studied astrology."

Definite.

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The Republican party used to be the party of low taxes and limited government. But it's not that way any more, and one might as well wish for the moon as expect the GOP to return to its conservative roots.

Particularly when you have party leaders bashing the single most effective person the party's produced in decades--Sarah Palin--who is so damned charismatic that the Democrats are shitting their pants in fear of her even though she's no longer holding any official position.

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Stupid asses at NASA! We can't even get back to the goddamned MOON and they're talking about going to Venus?

Argh!

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This piece at Eternity Road has a statement about ObamaCare which I have to correct:
Another hobgoblin, this one unfortunately more successful than the previous one, is the "health care crisis." Somehow, despite 90% of Americans being fully covered with medical insurance, the Ruling Class sold us on the notion that, absent massive federal intervention, health care would soon become unaffordable. (That the uncovered 10% seemed to be in no danger of going without seems not to have mattered.) Mind you, the regular increases in the costs of various sorts of medical products and services have largely been driven by Medicare and Medicaid, two anti-Constitutional programs that perennially operate in the red, but no one was willing to discuss that.
Emphasis mine, to show what I'm taking exception to.

The Ruling Class did not, in fact, sell much of anyone on that notion except for the 30-odd percent of communists who think ObamaCare didn't go far enough. What the Ruling Class did was to ram ObamaCare down our throats despite our desires.

The point of contention actually demonstrates the thesis: the Ruling Class wants more power, more control, more taxpayer money to spend; and it doesn't give a rat's ass about what the people in "flyover country" think because they didn't go to the right schools nor do they vote the right way.

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Every TV show in the world already has gay characters aplenty in them. Why do they need more?

Yet another reason for me to avoid CBS programming as assiduously as possible.

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Just about goddamned everyone on the Internet needs to memorize this.

I even see it when playing WoW; there's a quest in Stranglethorn Vale where an NPC says "discrete" when he means "discreet".

WTF.

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All men look at all boobs and there is nothing the feminazis can do about it.

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Absent cloning technology and some kind of temporal rift it is impossible for your wife and her mother to be identical twins. Learn to write.

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One of my exes had twine fetters tied to the head of her bed which she'd clearly forgotten about when I helped her move some furniture. What's that? "None of your business!" ...which told me everything I needed to know about it. Heh.
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