...I'll wait while you finish laughing. IMHO the pink hair is the perfect touch.
Turns out that a search of the WoW armory uncovers three characters named "Dàrkmaster". I should learn to use the special character later in the name, rather than at the first vowel.
There are 228 toons named "Darkmaster" in WoW; I can't make the thing search on permutations by searching for "D?rkm?ster" so I have no idea how many there are when you include the diacritical variations. 228 is a lot, anyway, by itself.
So much for "originality".
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Here's a hint: if it's got chocolate in it, it's not exactly health food.
I tried Nutella on bread once. It was nauseating. I tried Nutella and peanut butter. It was nauseating. The only way Nutella tasted good was if I ate it off a spoon; and even then, it wasn't all that great and eating one spoonful was all I needed, ever.
Maybe if it was just plain hazel nut butter, it might be good; but adding the cocoa just ruins the flavor.
Anyway: if your kids are being raised correctly--ie not allowed just to sit inside playing video games all day every day--then yeah, food that's high in protein and fat is in fact good for them because they need energy to grow.
Let them play Xbox all day and stuff their faces with carbohydrates, and yep--sure as shootin'--they'll get fat.
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...I also once tried making a peanut butter and Twinkie sandwich--on bread--because I got curious. It was less than appetizing, but it wasn't horrible. It was certainly less horrible than peanut butter and Nutella.
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So it's been a week since I bought the Ruger, and 4 days since I picked it up, and I haven't fired so much as one round through it yet. Well, the range is closed Monday, so maybe on Tuesday I'll finally get to run a few mags through it and see how she shoots.
I'm thinking I'll take the Ruger, the Astra, and the Mossberg; finally try out the new gun, buy a box of .25 ACP at the range, and check out how the new mags work.
But that's Tuesday. It's Saturday, and I don't feel like going anywhere or doing anything.
As for Darkmaster, I don't really want to invest a hell of a lot of time and effort in him, but I want to get him to level 20. I don't have any serious gnome characters--I can't take them seriously--but I'd like to have at least one which has his mount. Mechanostriders are annoying but WTF.
...I'm going to go back to bed now. I feel like crud.