atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,

#2851: Herp Dee Derp Tee Tum Tum Tee

Damn, it really is great to punch yourself in the scrotum over and over and over again!

I'm not kidding. I mean, the first punch, you just get this kind of sharp pain that spreads through your loins; but after the sixth or seventh one things kind of start going numb in that pins-and-needles fashion.

But if you keep going--and this is the best part--if you keep going the pain starts getting worse again.

You really know you've given your sack a good working over when you begin uncontrollably peeing blood and hallucinating that Obama is a conservative.

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