atomic_fungus (atomic_fungus) wrote,
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atomic_fungus

#3079: Well, there goes Egypt.

Obama lost Egypt. The Muslim Brotherhood is looking to be in charge of Egypt, which means that the slaughter of the Copts will continue and it's going to turn into Yet Another islamic African Shithole.

Thanks, Obama! Thanks, Democrats!

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ZOMGWTFBBQ THERE'S POISON EVERYWHERE WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET CANCER AND DIE

*sigh*

There's 10 ppb of arsenic in some beverages. Oh no, the horror! That means for every 8 oz serving of juice, there might be...0.00000008 ounces of arsenic! If you drank 97,656.25 gallons of juice you'd accumulate an ounce of arsenic in your body, which is about 1/2 of the lethal dose! You'd die!!!

...if you managed to drink that FUCKING RAILROAD CAR FULL OF JUICE IN ONE DAY, that is.

Your kids face more risk every time they take a freakin' bath than they ever will even if they drink nothing but juices that have 10 ppb of arsenic in them.

I am so f-ing tired of this patently ludicrous scaremongering. If the biggest risk I have to face is 10 ppb of arsenic in my drinks, bring it! I'll live to be 150 years old!

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Hurricane season has ended. And you know what? That pesky global warming caused one hurricane this year! Hurricane Irene! It was the biggest disaster in history!
Hurricane Irene received eight FEMA Major Disaster Declarations. In comparison, just six years ago, Hurricane Katrina, easily America’s largest, most deadly and costliest national disaster, resulted in just four FEMA Major Disaster Declarations.
So you see, global warming is real and worse than ever!

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The mind boggles at the stupidity of this teacher.

Seriously: third graders? In underwear, decorating her Christmas tree while she videotapes them?

How on Earth did this woman think she'd get away with this?

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Obama's going to run against George W. Bush. Who's not President and can't be since he's served his two terms. But it's the only thing Obama can possibly run on.

Obamacare? So unpopular and badly-written that even liberal supporters of the thing want out of it.

The economy? Sure, the Dow had a 500-point rise yesterday; but unemployment is still wandering around 9%, and that's not even a good number. The economy sucks and everyone knows it.

Foreign policy? Obama's foreign policy has been an unmitigated disaster.

What else can Obama run on except "George W. Bush--what a moron!"?

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Three interesting posts linked here at Dead Man Dance.

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DOOM!

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Somehow, somewhen, Basic Instructions got deleted from my comicroll...and I didn't miss it until I saw it over at the page where I view the syndicated comics I follow.

So now it's back, and I'm rereading the whole thing from the beginning because I don't remember where I left off.

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It's Thursday, and I'm not ready for it to be Thursday again so soon. *sigh*
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