Second, the folks at Fox News get it right again:

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I don't know where to start with all this. I guess we can go, first off, with the democrat bill to nationalize all elections. It basically removes…
What if they held an insurrection and nobody came? Wednesday night Mrs. Fungus was telling me all about how the news said there was going to be a…